and that ridiculous PA announcement the FO makes approaching the gate when he/she should be watching the ramp for equipment.
A brief thread hijack:
As SLF who once had gold status on AA (125,000+ miles in one year), I think that AA's announcement helps keep the idiots in back in their seats until the plane stops. I can't count the number of times I've seen pax on UA and DL stand up prematurely and nearly topple over when the aircraft finally comes to a stop.