My shirt is on. Thanks for the concern. How would you fly the circling approach as provided for by Cosmo Kramer?
However, given all these issues, if you desire that I describe how a specific circle-to-land should be flown, I can still do that for you, IF the information that is typically available on an approach plate is available for that description.
Will you, or will you not do as you said you would? Yes or no?