"Welcome back to the BBC coverage of the Third test. We are just about ready for the start of Mitchell Johnsons over and..."
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"Artillery Fire Mission, Grid ES 884, Fire for effect,....good Lord Bertie...those two ants are really going for it!"
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"Danny Boy to Broadsword, authentication please!....Lads, I don't think that's Buster. We may have been compromised if it's Nutty or someone else!"