G-CPTN:
News in the local papers this week of a spate of laser incidents on approach to EGPF - you may be onto something there.
In other news, the AAIB can pack up and go home, Westboro Baptist Church have stated unequivocally that it was no accident, God had decided to show Glasgow and Scotland that passing the Equal Marriage Act and our proclivity for a wee swally was displeasing to Him.
Westboro Baptist Church blames Glasgow helicopter crash on gay marriage and drinking | Pride's Purge
edited to direct reply to G-CPTN, not Conjecture , sorry.