Oh dear, I don't believe people still think it did not happen. It was the height of the Cold War, the USSR would have been watching the whole thing inch by inch. If they thought something was up, the would have been singing from the rooftops, the propaganda would have been priceless. Or, wait, where they paid off to be in the whole cover up as well? Give me strength.
Comfy chair..check.
G and T...check
Bar Snack..check
This might be fun.