-"Anything in the NOTAMs?"
-"Happy with flight plan fuel?"
-"I don't see any reason to take anymore..."
-"Mate of mine flew with RH recently and he said [insert absolutely any rumour]"
-"Yeah but Emirates only make money because they don't pay for their fuel"
But my favourite moment has to be when another carrier (usually American, with gravelly drawn-out Southern-US aw-shucks Chuck Yeager-like voice) transmits "Carrier 273 heavy, we're outta two point three climbin' five point oh, 3575 comin' down with the flash" and then watching any British CAP413 disciple start to squirm and sweat in their seat, eyebrow twitching involuntarily and teeth exposed in sneer, sometimes accompanied by an almost whispered "bloody ex-colonists!"
