Ok score's on the doors, and the winners are
1ST Place
Skeleton
"This new Joint Rivet Kit is the dogs bollo*** Skipper, Hows your end"?
2nd Place
Surplus
Skipper from Nav, remind me again, how do I get up to the front?
3rd places
Danny42C
"Can you hear me, Mother ?"
(this will only appeal to those of us "d'un certain âge").
CoffmanStarter
"Good evening ... this is your Lancaster out of hours technical helpline based in Mumbai ... Push 1 for engines, 2 for airframes and 3 for hydraulics ... be advised that this is a Premium Rate Service charged at £5 per min ... please have your Product Code available for first time registration ... Have a Nice Day"
Fox3WheresMyBanana
"Look, I don't know how you got this frequency, but I am
not interested in a free cruise!"
May I also add, read some of the last posts in the "Someone needs help" sticky at the top of the military page.