Air Harrods kindly sent me one of their new brochures today. Very nice (read : expensive) it is too.
Anybody fancy clubbing together for an S76 trip from Al Fayed Field, Battersea to Heathrow? Prices from £3045. What a bargain! Oh sorry - plus Airport Surcharges and VAT.
Or how about "London Biggin Hill"? Direct routing 11.5 nm. From only £2885.
Given the option, I think I would plump for a limo full of champagne and a couple of high-class hookers, and still have enough change left for 10 Woodbines.