PA,
I feel your pain but although I was there earlier today, I certainly didn't share your sense of continental drift acceleration. My other half will crown me if she reads this - I was in her car. Maybe if you had continued a couple of miles and then turned left down that discrete lane, you could have part ex'd your Ford for something slightly less wheezy and rheumatic..?
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