One of the worst/ funniest taxi positioners.
A member of the other fleet was to position with us. And being a fat auld fart that smelled slightly of wee the rest of us decided that the !!!!e kicking turbo prop crew would go in the back.
After a brief scuffle with the FO the hostie lost and was in middle seat in the back. I was behind the smelly dwarf in the front. With the seat full back I might add.
Now it was a bit of a warm day and it was one of the cars that has air blowers from behind the gear stick console. The lass was from Leeds/Bradford and obviously had a bit of a farming background. She had already announced before getting in the car she was taking her tights off so she wouldn't get a sweaty gusset. The dwarf didn't look very happy as this was said.
After about 30mins once established in the cruise the Dwarf decided that as PNF he should have control over the air con and started pissing about with it. Artic conditions was dialled in and max flows.
After 5 mins.
"ee Captain can y't turn fan down please love am getting chap lips back here with my legs spread".
All I could see was his purple neck for the next 150miles and he never said a word just left the car and walked off.
Last edited by mad_jock; 23rd November 2013 at 06:32.