Many moons ago we used to finish one of our routes & be picked up by the local one-man taxi company. FO & FA all done before Captain (note the capital C, I curtsied while typing it) & headed out to the taxi car to catch up on the gossip. The driver always knew everything about the company long before management even thought of it.
FO sat in the back, & FA, being the only female, in the front passenger seat. Captain appears, notes the seating arrangement and comes out in all seriousness, with the (in)famous line "The Captain (C!) sits in the front seat".....
To which the FA replies, quick as a flash, "F
k off, I was here first"
