How to get thumped over a cup of tea.
FO having a bad day line training.
Studying the next arrival very intently.
Thump thump, open door. FO still pouring over the plate.
"Right my boys, tea is up"
From the RHS "thanks mum"
He got slapped, then I got slapped for laughing. Poor lad didn't have a clue what he had said or done.