Try and post with some affection for them: They mean well, even if they couldn't make their own tea if you held a gun to their heads!
Aye we can
and don't hold back please, I know I come out with some crackers.
And even have gone back later and apologised when I have realised what a

I have been.
Been lucky so far and always got a hug and a "don't worry darling you make up for it in other ways when you put your foot in your mouth we all know that Doris got a new uniform free after you had a word".
Who would have thought getting a new skirt after one of them ripped it on the plane and was going to be charged for it would be remembered. She did show a lovely bum when it was ripped. Personally I thought she should have continued wearing it.
Oh and it has been the reverse after I split my trousers. Flying in my pants with the hostie mending them in the back. She got a big hug and a kiss for that.