Funny!
This thread and comments has actually cheered me up....PN that's funny. When I've stopped in the gateway, its like being in a time warp, like a 1960s time warp of architecture and design - fantastic really. They should shoot films there - make Thunderbirds or something....remakes of 1960s stuff. People in t'London pay top brass for that sort of stuff.
Scuse ranks!!! Instantly makes me pick up - that must be taught to them!!
Hope they show the irony of having to do the druggy piss test after you've been schnelled! through to that departure lounge. I mean, failing that could actually end your career but save your life if you got caught, but then you should be on drugs to be heading where your going anyway...