6 parter?
Part 1 - Arrive at Brize
Part 2 - Go to the Gateway and have a couple of beers.
Part 3 - Board your Tristar/VC10. Go U/S and sit there for 45 minutes. Go back to the departure lounge.
Part 4 - Back to the Gateway and have a couple more beers.
Part 5 - Board your spare Tristar/VC10. Go U/S and sit there for 45 minutes. Go back to the departure lounge. Get told that you'll be going back to Gateway without your luggage as it's too late.
Part 6 - Back to Gateway. Can't have anymore beers as bar is shut and get offered the airline food you would have been eating if your aircraft wasn't U/S.
Ooh, I can't wait for this...
