Sadly, this wasn't broadcast but was overheard being uttered by a South Today reporter in a pompey pub on Saturday afternoon;
Journo "I didn't realise that the Red Arrows were so good"
Soundguy(drinking copiously) "What do you mean?"
Journo "Well, they keep hitting their targets bang-on"
Soundguy(looking puzzled) "Keh?"
Journo "Aren't they the ones bombing Baghdad with missiles?"
Soundguy "I dont think so"
Journo "But they fly Hawks dont they,I remember that from last year and they're tomato coloured."
Soundguy "No love, they're Tomahawks not Tomatohawks."
Unfortunately I missed the rest of the conversation,being too busy Pi===ng myself laughing.