SASless story reminds me of the time myself and Ringo Renno went to a port in Belgium to unload a Bristow 212 from a ship. We got it assembled and flown off in the normal days work, but there was also a 212 from another company in Saudi Arabia, on its way to an aviation company in Germany for a check. The guy from Germany arrived to unload this aircraft, dressed in a suit, carrying a brief case, and with no tools.
After trying to borrow tools from us all day, we took pity on him, and after we had finished the BHL job, we quickly dismantled his aircraft and put it on a truck for him.
That evening a lot of international beer was drunk.