Nah, just get hold of a copy of the "French ATC calls" cribsheet. Freely available from various websites. You just read out the stuff on there (the relevant approach and finals calls) at the right place and LAND. Easy.
It does help if you know enough French to work out the runway in use from the autoinformation, but if you can't suss that, call Paris Info and ask them.
Deauville is well worth the visit. Lunch at the airport ain't bad, otherwise get a taxi to Trouville and eat at one of the excellent restaurants there.