Ok, The winners are :
In Economy class is
Nutloose with:
"Velcome to Ryanair, Da ve have four stunning air hostesses available on board for a 25 Euro surcharge"
In Business Class is
rmr1992 with:
Now you people better listen... Don't make me tell the pilot to pull this plane over!
But this weeks First Class traveller and winner is
CoffmanStarter with:
Air Stewardess, Nora Batty, experiences a critical hosiery failure at 30,000 feet 
(It really does look like her!)
Well done Sir, over to you