"Excuse me miss, why is the top of your hat flat?"
"To rest your pint on, Vot else"
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And noo crapping vhile ve are standing on ze Apron
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"You expect to wear a Burka on our flight?, ze last vomen to try to wear a veil on our Aircraft had just got married and your heads are resting on that one"
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Last edited by NutLoose; 23rd Oct 2013 at 16:05.