There is a story about a 'security guard' who got into a lift and inside were two attractive young women. Trying to make himself seem important, he keeps shouting into his radio :
"Come in number two. Code 7. Over"
"Come in number two. Code 7. Over"
"Come in number two. Code 7. Over"
After a while the radio bursts into life and a voice booms out : "You are number two you f***wit. What the f*** do you want?"