ETOPS
You obviously have a problem with bladder control. Get a grip man and use the 0.5 litre Highland Spring bottle if you really
must go. Surely you can grin and bear it for a measly 8 hours.
And you want food, ee lad I remember when I were a lad when we were lucky to have yorkshire pud wi gravy once a fortnight.
Weld the door locked I say.
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