Funniest ever

[Bye Bye Baby]

JAL forced to turn back

"It was hit by trouble -- toilets became unable to be used and thedevice to heat meals also had a problem," he said.

The glitches were believed to be due to an electrical fault but had nothingto do with the plane's batteries, he added


Best quote ever, apart from “there is no money in freight” “bases are animportant part of our operation” and my all time favourite “you have perjured yourselfin-front of this court” – director of personnel