Originally Posted by
Tinstaafl
Wheee! The pilot shortage must be nearly here**! Which airline shall I choose from amongst the plethora of offers about to flood my mailbox & answering machine? I'm not exactly yound & inexperienced but I'm not particularly fond of chocolate so I'll work *without* it. That should undercut all those others and put me at the head of the queue.
**Any day now. Or perhaps next week. Next month at the latest. Or next year, almost certainly. Possibly this decade. But you have to train now to catch the bubble.
Uhh, I couldn't help but notice that you didn't volunteer to work without the nubile, "ompliant" girls ....