You don't need a SWO or RSM - you just need a good officer like this....

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Please tell me that the individual who produced this pile of utterly puerile garbage, is 13 yrs old. I'm struggling to believe that any reasonably mature adult, actually consented to act in the making of this juvenile crap.
There must be some scheme behind the posting to the link to try and gain a massive increase in hits, to something that most people would click off in the first 30 seconds.