Hi biscuit, indeed our glossy videos aren't as popular as expected!
Not sure why, but I believe it's got something to do with a lack of tits, the video's are full of crusty old desk jockeys instead. As a Regulator we take safety seriously and you won't find smutty innuendo, pigs mating or any twerking in our clips. 'Safety is not a game'.
However we are considering filming 'CAsA Big Brother', in which the Brisbane basement is converted into a house and is filled with CAsA managers, some FOI's and some IOS. They will compete for prizes, a seat at the trough, acquittal of NCN's and even approval of a SMS. This should bring in the viewers we believe. And although there will not be nudity, all contestants shall wear reflective vests, wear an ASIC and where applicable carry their log book. Throw into the mix the occasional operational surveillance and turd massage and you have prime time viewing
It has been rumoured that a DAS will be brought in to really shake up the house, along with an independent Senator, so it should be fun.
Disclaimer: All television footage shall be processed, filtered and edited through SkySentinel. All pot plants in the house have been donated from the staff at Furzer Street and no worm farm occupants will be harmed during filming.