"Sir! Private Parts can't get his end up!"
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"Is this what the Royal Tank Regiment is now reduced to, Major?"
"It's worse than that Colonel...The air pump's u/s"
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"Unlike the tank, the blow-up crew members were blonde and had 'working orifices'"
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