And I can drink beer, watch rugby and check out the cheerleaders all at the same time, and I'm concentrating on all three, maybe I'm clever!
Mmm, research warns us that; "Overestimating one's own capacity to perform multiple jobs at once could lead to dangerous consequences"
In your case, you will end up spilling beer down your shirt and trousers, commenting to your fellow rugby viewing mates about all the bottoms in the scrum and asking why the cheerleaders high kick hasn't resulted in a conversion!
If that's being clever ... !