"There is a berm on board!
A berm?
Yes, you idiot, a berm!"
Ronchonner - I see you're from Dallas. I wonder what the average European air traveller would prefer - a low time pilot who has gone through the most rigorous training selection process in the world followed by highly intensive training to achieve the toughest licenCe in the world - the UK JAA CPL/IR, or a mad, inchorehent cowboy. mmm, let me think. No offence, ok.