True story.....as I was there
Flying in an F4 on exercise on day.....took a quick snap vector to the tanker. Silent procedures, so we rolled out on the wing and waited, and waited, and waited until a voice comes up on Guard 243mhz ....."F4 on the wing of the VC10 heading 320 at FL230......we are not a tanker!!".......
F4 departs ........under silent procedures obviously!!
Doh!!!!!