Rules and regulations for Sunny
Sunny, the ferry operator does have a 'just culture', and all patrons are treated as equal. The SMS was recently updated, submitted and accepted by the reguulator, so safety is assured. However, for those considering taking the journey we can assure you the Ferry passed its last AOC audit and COA audit with robust colours.
The Ferry Master would however like to advise all prospective passengers and those already checked in, the following rules;
- No alcohol is allowed on the upper deck.
- No mention of aviation malfeasance or references to ills of society, tautology, or the mental state of current or past serving CAsA mangers is permitted. The Ferry Master believes in equal rights.
- Dress code. No Hawaiian shirts, banana hammocks or cheesecloth shirts are permitted onboard.
- Complaints about seating, onboard entertainment and ambience will be referred to the Styx ICC for mediation. The Ferry Master absolves himself and all employees of Styx Enterprises of any accountability. (Sounds familiar?)
- Pensioner discounts apply and industry travel rates are available for regulatory staff.
FOOTNOTE: Failure to comply with the above rules, as outlined in Part 666 of the Beyond Death Rule Regulations may incur punitive action, including but not limited to NCN's and/or a Show Cause as to why patronage across the river should be terminated immeditaely and the passenger in question could find themselves without a world to go to.