"Hello you're through to the RAF Customer Service's Helpline how may I help you?"
"Ah.. so we blew in your windows and damaged your house, Hold the line one moment while I consult with my collegue"
"Ok Flt Lt, drop another one, we missed"
"Sorry for the delay Sir, we are sending help"
Last edited by NutLoose; 14th Sep 2013 at 23:01.