Apache lol I see u have developed a sense of humour,
back to the question, I flew in India for 4 years, based in Chennai, had a great time, and the people were great, had an apartment by the sea, which was comfortable and had a nice view, on the down side rostering was a mess, and a lot of red tape, regarding work permits etc. take at least 50 passport size photos lol, but all in all it was quite enjoyable.
oh and u def do not need guns, whoever said that is full of sh@#.