Ah, thanks to this thread, I found it. At least I think I've found it. Sony, with BBC I BBC II etc., etc. No wait, I've been looking for that all evening. Now I can watch telly.
This must be it, stored away with the letters from my father during WWII. Really, it was. Don't know why I put it with them, but there it was.
Since I manage to lock myself out of my visa every trip home, I'll wait until the vino wears off before powering it up. In 2011, I had a seizure while screaming at Barclaycard for not knowing when I paid my dentist. "one of the first people in the world (still living) to have a Visa card," I screamed. They didn't care. "If you don't know when you pay Denplan, you can starve." I knew they were thinking, "if he hasn't paid Denplan, he won't have any teeth to eat with anyway."
What the hell am I talking about? Another one to delete in the light of day.