Righty-oh, I'm going to call it ... some great responses as usual.
3rd - Nutloose with "If Carlsberg did desktop Stamp Wetters, they'd be the best Stamp Wetters in the world"
2nd - Fox3, with "Must be a Sopwith Camel round here somewhere.......I can see its toeprints"
and the lucky winner: Longhitter, with "Dad, I don't think they're pilots, look what happened when I asked how you get the flaps out"
"Don't worry about it son, could have been a lot worse..."
Take it away mate!