Nothing beats this romantic exchange I heard a while back between a fella and his Missus:
Bloke:"Get up you C**T"
Missus: " I'm not your wife you Prick"
Bloke: " Get up you C**T"
Missus: "F**K you, You Black C**T"
Romantic isn't it !!!!!!!
Got called a White C**T many times but have had the pleasure of a delightful exchange with a bloke about why I was there:
"Ehhh you white C**T, you're only here for the money. You don't respect Black men, you don't respect mah cultcha"