Beags,
Ben Benbow stories are legendary,
Including;
Getting a Wraf officer to cross her legs and try to f*rt as part of "alleged" training for decompression. All this in front of a class of aircrew.
Telling a long story in mixed company at a happy hour about the terrible road accident his missus had had , involving her being scraped along the road on her bottom and losing her Glutinus Maximus muscles as a result. Fortunately, he explained, the docs had built a prosthesis. This looked normal but was held on to her pelvic bones by a set of connectors which causes her problems from time to time and required removal occasionally to give her relief .
Looking at his watch he declared that such a time was now coming and therefore he had to go home:
" In order to screw the arse off my wife"