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Old 26th Aug 2013, 10:29
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004wercras
 
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A CX CEO P.D !

To be CEO of CX one must be anointed by a Swire Prince, one must have done a significant amount of time within the group prior to being made CEO.
The individual must have proved themselves capable of receiving massive pay packets and bonuses by keeping the peasants wages low, by trimming peasant numbers where applicable and also said CEO must have proved himself willing and able to tongue Swire sphincters on command. Any newly appointed CEO of CX must also have preconceived ideas about Pilots, and the CEO must have sociopathic tendencies which include the desire to ruin a pilots life and career at any cost. And don't forget that any CEO must have experience with forming and executing a Star Chamber at a moments notice, at the behest of a Swire Prince, so one must stay on call 24/7.

Any new CEO must also be prepared and willing to recall to mind, one day in the future these words 'with responsibility comes accountability'.

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