JMC circa 1994/5.
ASW action in full flow.
Confused Gunnery Officer trying to direct the action, 2 Sea King 6s and 1 Nimrod around.
"C/S this is PWO, mark dip 270 datum at 3nm"
Quick as a flash and without a hint of irony Nimrod replies
"D/E C/S, many regrets unable, I actually require forward airspeed to remain airborne!!"
PWO spoke very little for next few minutes, Dipgang took charge!
