Was on the UAS with a chap called "Napalm" - could see him coming, couldn't do anything about it & he stuck to you like..... er, napalm. (Sorry Charlie!).
Went through flying training with a slightly dyslexic mate who soon became "Bat Floke".
Latterly owned an airshow namebadge belonging to "Mike Oxmells"..... who is alive, well & writing Letters of the Month for the BALPA magazine (thanks for the free sunglasses!)
