Those who were at Brize around 1992 will remember the infamous 'Kelvin Rucksack'....
...an absolute zero carried by everyone at some time or other...
Also known as 'castor' - something which thinks it's a wheel, but is easily pushed around!
One of the co-piglets was known as 'TDLFCC' - That Deaf Little Fat....'chap'
C***t**m.