Commended are:
Rocket2 Gent on right to HRH "Listen Sir, for the last time, Mr. Whippy sells ice cream, not personnal services!!"
and
NutLoose "You actual served out there? Good God man, haven't you heard of tourism, it's the in thing for us chaps"
But today's winner is
Wander00 with "Escort and Accused, by the centre..........."
Take it away