Train ride to hell
This is amazing, I got on the train to London and a bloke asked to see if I had paid my fare, no checks of my bags, not even a question about if I packed them myself, and not only that, he looked not at all interested. Now Simon, being the mid twenties guy that he is, asked whats in the bag? do not endanger my aircraft, ( put it in the back ) and is a proffesional pilot, perhaps the Mirror should concentrate on tits and arse which is the only reason why I might sneak a look at a raggy old copy.