purchasing a set of epaulettes and wings at a pilot supply shop, and wearing your uniform around in the terminal building dragging along your trolley bag around, with raybans on (at night even). You don't need any flying skills for that, and this way, you'll leave the airline jobs for those who really do deserve it.
sounds like a you seen a lot of lion expat pilots... yep lot of expat pilots wearing laybans...roaming the terminals. must be suffering from photophobia....haha.