Old Fat One
They have zero immigration.
I resemble that! I've migrated here and I like it very much. Especially the pluralist democracy ruled by law bit. Add to that schools where they teach good behaviour as well as factual stuff. And a national health system with modern and clean hospitals, and helpful staff. And you can drink water from the tap, the trains run on time and public infrastructure is constantly being maintained/upgraded. And our rivers are pristine and jumping with fish. And I'm surrounded by mountains and get to ski on fresh snow every day. Apart from that, its just like living in the UK. Except we never bother to lock the front door as there's no crime here.