Wow, I can hardly wait . . . think how easy/quick my working day will now be. No pesky delays briefing/planning . . . no more Winter delays due de-icing & Yeah ! a safety Dept that will back me up & issue press releases confirming I was 100% correct in my assertion "it will blow off".
No more diversions due to bad weather. . . . . "Minimums" what ? Cat3 ? hell no, we are at least Cat5 (or will be once suitably "refreshed" )
Where do I apply Comrade, free voddie/tottie & no repercussions for reducing my briefing to "Standard Non Standard".
Am I being slightly cynical/stereotyping here ? well yes. . . but only "slightly".
Last edited by captplaystation; 5th Aug 2013 at 23:59.