Friend of mine, Army WO1 distaff, pongo evaluation, Guards Regiment.
Programme starts at o'chr1st hundred. O'chr1st hundred 05 no reaction. Seeks out all the officers to find marquee, dinning table, chairs, mess silver, and breakfast in progress.
"Go away my man, we're still dining."
Apoplectic he tries to jilldy them up with thunderflashes to no avail.
