SOSL,
An alternative ending I've heard goes; "I said I was bored, not stupid."
Taceval Leauchars early '90s. For the third exercise in a row a lad called Fitz who was a wannabe Rock (takes all sorts!) turns up at the PBF. Knowing he always plays the part of a deranged airman he swiftly gets told "F*ck off Fitz!"
Eventually, it's decided we have to let him in so we can go through the rigmarole of him presenting false credentials/ waving a grenade about/pulling a pistol out or whatever the order of the day is.
So we let him into the airlock, lock all the doors and go back to sleep.
Half an hour later we unlock the outer door and he bimbles off sheepishly with "Now f*ck off Fitz!" ringing in his ears.
Last edited by Tashengurt; 4th Aug 2013 at 12:03.