What Did You Do In The Cold War, Daddy?
Disappeared down a hole in the ground once a week and pretended the balloon had gone up.
Wasn't in for long enough to claim one of these...
However, if I was going to get a gong for anything, it would be for managing to get myself over to the Pentland Club in one piece after the Burns' Supper of '86. I have no recollection of events post the Toast to the Lassies, but photographs prove I did make it across the Turnhouse Road intact, somehow...