I know someone who was a bit miffed dealing with Sir .... Bt and Mr . . . MBE etc until one day his secretary asked of his new business cards:
Mr . . . CDM
And he said, why not, everyone else has.
Did similar, could never find a parking space at work..
OC ENG
OC SQN
OC A flight
OC B flight
etc etc etc
so made one up with OC NLMC
and after that had no problems as no one used it bar me, told one of the guys when posted he might as well have it, querying who's it was, I pointed out it was OC Nutloose's Motor Cycle.. works a treat, just copy one of those already there
Is it true Coff had the Shilling he found at the bottom of his beer mounted so he could wear it?